im probably never going to get laid because ill hit on her by telling her im horn horn
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
Write a book
- me when looking at my own blog (via seppukuprince)
the three things many people on tumblr need to get over: being emotionally gratified by a sense of detached superiority, viewing large classes of women with contempt while thinking of themselves as cool with women generally, and self-awareness as a justification for anything at any time
LET ME JUST SAY
IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESS
YOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.